Jane ran into it, and rather dumbly, I followed her.Īt least she has a little bit of self-knowledge, right? Lucky for her, our pink-shirted hero Jack comes storming in in his Jetta (eat my dust Cullen), saving the day. The street ended with a parking garage, and

I think some quotes are the best way to show you exactly how funny this thing is. When they can't get in the club, Jane wants to walk home but then suddenly, they are being followed. We quickly find out Jane will some day turn into a lovely streetwalker and Alice is destined to be her ugly, not-sexy sidekick for the rest of her life. We start off on an average night, where Alice and her best friend Jane are desperately trying to get into a club with fake ID's. You think you are stubborn? You think you can argue with a lamppost? You think you are the best goddamn Mary Sue out there? Well guess again! You have a boyfriend who stalks you and you feel good about it? This girl does it better. It will take 'average' to such high levels, not even your great-great-grand-kids will be able to see it. It will rock your plain non-matching socks. I've met quite a few of you in my day, but what I have for you now will be beyond your wildest imagination. Mary Sues of the world! Hear ye, hear ye! I can't even say half of what I want to say about this, so please, read it! So. This thing is the most unintentionally funny book I've ever read. YouTube: Pinterest: I never had this much fun, I swear. Website: Amazon Author Page: /author/amandahocking Her newest book is gothic romance written for adults called BESTOW THE DARKNESS.įor more info about her and her books, here are some other places to check out and ways to contact her: She has published over twenty novels, including The Kanin Chronicles, the Watersong quartet, My Blood Approves series, the Valkyrie duology, and Freeks.

Her zombie series, The Hollows, has been adapted into a graphic novel by Dynamite. Several of her books have made the New York Times Bestsellers list. She spends her time in Minnesota, taking care of her menagerie of pets and working on her next book. Her love of pop culture and all things paranormal influence her writing. AMANDA HOCKING is the author of over twenty young adult novels, including the New York Times bestselling Trylle Trilogy and Kanin Chronicles.

My Blood Approves by Amanda Hocking